What I imagine people saying about my pitty potty post:
My 8 year-old-granddaughter, Keziah:
“Oh for goodness sakes!” Only she says it fast, nearly all one word, Kyra Sedgwick-like with a southern tinge. “Oh-fuh-guhness-sakes!”
“Now go do the right thing.”
“It was absolute indulgent rubbish if you want my honest opinion. I mean really, really horrific.”
“Don’t be ridikolus.”
“Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
Two or three of my ‘friends’ who will remain nameless:
Get over yourself, get over it, and get over the self-absorbed nature of publishing details of your personal life online. And, by the way, just stop eating so dang much.
I much prefer Dr. Laura.