Daily Archives: November 21, 2009

21
Nov

jellybelly fat

I mean, really. I was fat before! I could take both hands and spread them as huge as was humanly possible [around one of my three rolls] and still not be able to hold all the blubber around my middle front. And even though I’ve lost 19 pounds, I still have a couple of hands full! […] Read the Rest…

21
Nov

oh my stars and garters!

My mother had so many weird sayings: I wish I had that card and you had a stick  in your eye! [This, during a Canasta game.] The day’s not gettin’ any younger! Over my dead body! You lazy pup! As crooked as a dog’s hind leg! Oh my stars and garters! I’ve  never been sure […] Read the Rest…