Good advice for almost everyone:
Do not buy a whole cauliflower if you live alone.
Do not cook a whole cauliflower if you live alone.
Do not think for a minute that you are going to eat the whole cauliflower.
Do not leave all of the cooked cauliflower in your fridge while you leave for a week.
Do not try to flush the cauliflower that has stunk up the whole house when you get home from being gone a whole week.
Do not try to plunge a whole cauliflower.
Do not stick you bare hand into the toilet to get out the cauliflower.
Do not stick your hand in even further up the back of the bowl.
Do not believe for a minute that the smell of the cauliflower will flush.
Do not believe for a minute that the smell of the cauliflower will be diminished with Lysol, a candle, several candles, a lit match, FeBreze.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got to say on the matter.