30
Nov

dear scott

I know you don’t read this anymore. And believe me, I can understand why. Most of it is nonsense, blah, blah, blah. Too many posts about bathroom behavior, food addictions, sappy family moments and down-right d.u.m.b. And you’re right about it sometimes being way too personal and invasive.

It’s just that I have a problem and I hoped you would help.

Remember when we went to Ogden the other weekend and I asked you that question? Well I’m still wondering about it. I dream about it, I have one-on-one conversations with myself about it and I can’t seem to let it go. I’ve been thinking about this for two solid weeks.!

So I’m hoping you will read just one more post and put me out of my misery.

Please tell me where all the white rabbits come from. I mean, are they brown the rest of the year? Do they suddenly turn white in November and December? Do they hibernate? Where do they live? Do they live underground? Are they here during the summer? What do they do after winter is done and gone? Why do people shoot them? Why do people chase them down and run over them? And why do they run down the middle of the road instead of ducking off into the bushes on either side of the highway?

OK. I think if you would just answer any one of these queries I could go on with my life as I know it.

Love me.

PS: The comment about my pants resembling a mu-mu was dang funny. I did wash that pair and put them in the D.I. box. So thanks for the intervention. I’m glad you cared enough to let me know how ridiculous they looked. Some people just let their friends go on looking silly and they don’t ever say a word. Seriously.