I was in a public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?”

Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!”

Stall: “So what are you up to?”

Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”

Stall: “Can I come over?”

…Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a little busy right now!!”

Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

Seriously, this wasn’t me, but it could have been!