I’m a facebooker. Are you? This really sums it up. There are certain kinds of people and this covers most of them . . .
1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.
5) The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The “Stat Jacker” – Steals status updates, and will probably steal this one.
7) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button
11) The “Hater” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
12) The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast or really cant spell.
13) “Drama Queen/King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!” or “They gonna make me snap today!” in hope that you will ask what happened or what’s wrong — but then they never finish telling the story.
14) “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny, but never is.
15) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with no matter how arbitrary.
16) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is his/her job to tell Facebook, “Good Morning” every day.
Which one are you?
I’m definitely #14! Just call me Da Womp! Dang! I think I’m funny! I’m funny, aren’t I? Crap. If I’m not really funny, I’m quickly moving to #11. Especially the part about ruining my life. If I’m not funny, I have nothing to live for!
JK!!! LOL!!! LMAbdomenO!!!