We have three dogs and all of them think that the tires on my car are the bathroom. It started with Titan — Mikelle’s dog that we have been boarding for her for six months. Then Pax [hubby’s dog] started following in suit and empties his dog bladder eight times a day on my car. Last — but far from least — Daisy [Stephen’s dog] squats over by my car and takes a p** right there, too.
I mean, really, how would they like it if I went out into the yard and p**ed on their territory. Oh, wait.
OK. Never mind. I can see this is not turning out how I first envisioned it.