25
Apr

braless wonder!

Yesterday I was heading out to church and just by chance I went to tug at my bra and realized I didn’t have it on. I seriously don’t know how I got that far . . . without being fully dressed. I had to hurry back in and change my clothes which was quite a feat since I had on a Downeast T, a Kohl’s sleeveless top over that and an Eddie Bower boyfriend sweater on top. Three things I had to work over my just-done hair and makeup and then put on a bra. Then, you guessed it, I had to carefully layer those three tops back on without messing up my hair and face.

I was late. Walked in at 1:03. Bishop was already up talking with opening announcements and because I sit in the second from the front row each week, I felt waaay conspicuous.

Goal for next Saturday night: lay out my bra on the bed and put a great big arrow pointing towards it.

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You know those dreams nightmares we all used to have about showing up to church or school dressed in just our slips? Or with no pants. Or with no make-up. Or forgetting to brush our teeth. Yah, that’s my life. Only it’s not just a dream anymore. Ugh.