Category Archives: Oh puhLEASE!

24
Aug

can you spare a square?

I was in a public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” …Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a little […] Read the Rest…

17
Aug

produce, and no, i don’t have a garden

The thing about having chemical pneumonia is that I can’t spit. Believe me I’ve tried. I cough and hack and cough and choke and I somehow manage to produce a little teesny bit of ‘stuff’ but I can’t get it out of my mouth! I know. This is too gross. I’ve been coughing for nearly […] Read the Rest…

10
Feb

yikes galore

It’s that time of the month and you know what that means! Valentine cookies!. OMgoodness! I unlocked the Home Ec room [also known as the FCS room — Family and Consumer Science] this morning the the smell of sugar cookies with pink frosting wafted over to meet me at the entrance. When I turned on […] Read the Rest…